Vex: hey mats. how about elon et trump. a few tweets moveth some money

Vex: cool song crt.

Vex: I read tower jonsykkel . I got quite excited, then I wasn't sure if I'd read it before. deffo your most "sell it to netflix" book to date

Vex: I've forgotten the characters by now, and I'm always uncertain as to whether I'm missing some obvious subtext. I do remember wanting to know more

Vex: obviously I could read it again, but I'm pondering how it made me feel, and whther to ask my computer to add pictures and book 2

Vex: how are you asciilifeform? ever since you got an impact driver you've been quieter. maybe you're putting up fences by day, and robbing warehouses via the roof by night. the simple life

Vex: oh shit, there's an alarm. better take it back to the bench to analyse it :)

Vex: this alarm is no good.

Vex: How do you know you've been robbed by alf? All your shit's still there, but your security has been upgraded.

Vex: also he's till there, waiting for new tools from ebay

Vex: ooh I got one. How do you know you've been robbed by alf?

Vex: your cat's fed and he's snoring on the couch

Vex: the reader might wonder if it's the cat or alf snoring. wonder no longer! they're both curled up together!